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Q: How do pigs write top secret messages? A: With invisible oink

Now this really is a quick one, but very much for the right reasons, the food talks for itself. For the past few months we have been specifically rearing 2 pigs on the farm for you and the meat is … Continue reading

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What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.

Now if you did not laugh at that then you have a heart of ice… ice I tell you! This week I will spare you the bad jokes. Well any more bad jokes… This weekend we have the first local … Continue reading

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Did somebody say cake?… again?

*Enter funny joke here* Usually I am a whirlwind of humour, whit flying off at every direction. However today I couldn’t think of a cake based joke. I know, and there are thousands out there, there must be. Plus why … Continue reading

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How do bunnies stay fit? They eggercise.

Yes, that is really the best we have got, and no, we dont really get it either. We had some very flash photography done this week for the shop and oils and general farm shenanigans. I must say, the asparagus … Continue reading

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Asparagus, warm weather and terrible Jokes. What better way to spend a weekend.

We warned you… Here it is: Two sticks of asparagus are walking down the street. One gets hit by a car and is rushed to the hospital. After performing surgery, the doctor comes out and tells the other asparagus, “I … Continue reading

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Special Offers and Picnic tables…

To all the mothers out there may we wish you a Happy Mother’s day on this very commercial of days, because, of course, we all actually treat our Mothers every day… don’t we? Either way we have a wonderful offer on. … Continue reading

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You will have to come see for yourselves…

Honestly, if we told you what we had in for this weekend we would be here forever. You must pop down and see all the wonderful goodies available. Brownies, veg, salad, lamb, beef, chicken, oil, potatoes, bacon, sausages, chocolate, eggs, … Continue reading

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And one more thing!

Look at this. Blissful summer days in the Village. This one was taken just down the road from the edge of one of Surlingham’s vineyards. Wont be long now. But until then, we thought we would tell you what we … Continue reading

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