Win Steak!!!!

No this is not some cheap trick, where we tell you that you have won a steak, but is instead a wooden one to drive through some wandering vampire… we are actually going to do a quick and simple giveaway of our award winning beef.
 It is also only open to you our wonderful Farm Shop Newsletter Subscribers as a big thank you for supporting our iddy shop over the years, so we have only sent this email to you (then as we wrote the email we realised we should deffo put it on for the super locals!)


In the shop on the back wall is a picture of William Mack and Tim Mack tinkering with a yellow Combine Harvester. There is a large 2 digit number on the Combine. What is that number?


At 9am on Friday the 2nd Oct we will pick 1 winner at random and we will be in touch for you to come and collect any beef steak of your choice (might even make it 2x steaks if we are feeling generous… :-))
We have Rump, Sirloin, Fillet and more! Until then, do pop down to grab some of our delicious beef and other goodies. Mince in the freezer is only 2x for £5 and the fresh beef will be in the fridge until the 4th Oct when it will go into the freezer, just as delicious.

We have also just had a delivery of fresh bread in. Small loaves of cut wholemeal and white at just £2.20 each and small sourdoughs also for £2.20 each!Click Here to Enter
Simply click the button above and in the email enter your answer. 
Any problems, just email your answer directly to
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Sunday Lunch Roast 4th October at The Ferry House

Back by popular demand, enjoy a Roast served between 12noon and 3pm at The Ferry House this Sunday.

Booking is essential for inside tables (phone 01508 538659), but you can just turn up if you want to sit outside.

As per the law, we are operating Table Service only.

Instructions on arrival:-

Bookings – Enter the pub by the river door wearing a mask.

Walk-ins –  Find a table number in the garden and make your presence known by coming to the river door. Return to your table and we will come to you. To check availability inside, again come to the river door.



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Virtual Dog Photo Shoot at Teles Patisserie

Well time to tell everyone interested in participating on our annual dog photo shoot how to participate and get the chance to become the lucky one winning a £75.00 Xmas hamper!

So to be able to participate just read the simple guidelines:

  • our official date is 11.10.2020;
  • being a virtual market, we will need to do the photo shoot at the Patisserie by booking a time slot any day from 3rd of October until 10th of October;
  • to book your time slot, please email us on or message us on Facebook or Instagram;
  • a confirmation email will be sent to you;
  • on the time slot you will be given, we’ll take a picture of your dog(s);
  • from the 11th of October until the 18th of October the photos will be up for voting on our Facebook;
  • the dog that hits more likes wins a Xmas hamper worth £75.00 and will be crowned Teles Patisserie Most Handsome Dog!

What are you waiting for? Let’s remember last year’s winner: Reggie!

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News from Teles Patisserie!

And that’s it folks! Our Summer breaks finishes today! Not the best weather for our long awaited week off but never mind we are healthy and just slept and slept and slept!

So we are back tomorrow and as always we pay attention to all the updates on the government guidelines but this time we were already doing what the government required last week so nothing new when you come to us.

As you also know we started with our rotisserie chicken before our break and that was a success. It will be available again from this Wednesday onwards and the good news is that Fridays we will extend our opening times till 5.00 so if you want to pick up a bootiful chicken for tea time you can (just give us a ring on 01508538892).

Last but not least, our annual Dog Photo Shoot is happening again but this time virtually on the 11th of October. As you all are aware it’s our most popular event in the year só it had to be done but keeping in mind Covid. Guidelines on how to participate will be posted this Tuesday too.

Lots of news will come out throughout the week so stay tuned!

See you soon!


Team Teles

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Art Cafe: Wed 30th Sept at 10:30am

This week’s Art Cafe is looking at Egbert Vincent Modderman’s painting ‘Eli the High Priest’. Modderman is an award-winning contemporary Dutch artist whose portraits of Biblical figures reflect wider themes.

Everyone is most welcome to join us using the zoom link below.

Best wishes, Nick

Meeting ID: 899 6658 2326

Passcode: 131446

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‘Eli the High Priest’
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This week’s face-to-face service is at Claxton Church at 10am on 27th September

Dear All,
We hope your day is going well, and the recent bad weather is now behind us. This week’s face to face service is our Harvest Festival at Claxton Church at 10am. We thank God for the harvest, and for the farming community for all they do throughout the year. We are also supporting people who are going through times of hardship by bringing gifts of long-life food for Norwich Foodbank.

Next Sunday (4th October) sees the re-opening of Bramerton Church for worship as we celebrate Harvest there at 10am where there will also be another opportunity to donate to the Foodbank.

With best wishes, Nick and Helen

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Yare Valley Farm Shop. Beef + so much more Just in!

Happy Friday All!! 

BEEF is now back in the fridge at the Farm Shop! We’ve got loads of delicious goodies from stewing steak, short rib and joints – to lots of delicious steaks and burgers! 

Don’t forget that we are still doing the ‘2 for £5’ deal on our packs of mince – frozen or fresh! 

We’ve taken on board lots of your feedback from the questionnaire a few weeks back and have made some changes in the Shop:  

1. The minimum payment for card is now £5.

2. We have fresh bread delivered from Hempnall Village Bakery every Wednesday and Saturday morning. If there is not any on the counter, there will be some frozen fresh in the freezer in front of the veg stand.

3. We’ll have a larger range of cheese available after our delivery today.

4. We now have a wider selection of meat in the fridge and freezer, including various game, chicken breast, lamb leg joints, turkey mince, chicken thigh, pork chop… and more!
Also… we wanted to let you know that we have just won TWO Great Taste Awards! Firstly for our Original Cold Pressed Rapeseed Oil (its second award after winning previously in 2015) and for our Pesto sauce! 
These are both available in the Farm Shop of course…

If you have any questions anytime just drop us a line on 01508 538206 or email

Never mind the rain, Summer is a state of mind as someone once said, big waves and smiles from everyone at the farm, we hope to see you soon… or not… as its a self service shop… but you get what we mean…

… I wonder how many more ‘…’ we can fit in…

And may we once again thank you for you continued support, feedback and custom, means the world to us and helps us to strive for the best possible shop, service and experience for you.

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Friday 25th September – Offer at the New Inn Rockland

Hello I’m George the head chef at Rockland new inn this Friday from 6–9 we are doing a pie and a pint for £12.50 with a choice of 3 pies

Information received from George Weston at the New Inn

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