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It has arrived!

Posted on 10/08/2017 by yarevalley

  No time for jokes this week. I know, I know they are usually really really…. really good. However, we have more important things to talk about. The beef has arrived today. Which means our farm reared delicious beef is … Continue reading →

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Newness to the shop!

Posted on 28/07/2017 by yarevalley

You are in luck. I cant think of any jokes off the top of my head this week. Oh no wait… What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. And that one was just off … Continue reading →

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Yes, we genuinely typed in’Funny Jokes’ into Google and this came up top. Now, as funny as our jokes are, let us save you from any more and let you know the things we have in for you this weekend. Plus at the bottom, a rather tasty recipe using our farm shop ingredients.

Posted on 14/07/2017 by yarevalley

Sadly Angus the farm dog is not for sale. Though after he constantly seems to decide to sunbathe in the most random of places we could be open to offers. That is a joke… Will would kill me. Now, for … Continue reading →

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A wet but wonderful week at the Norfolk show comes to an end, and we discover we have won an award

Posted on 30/06/2017 by yarevalley

After a judging at the shop last week we have just been informed we have been awarded Best Specialist Food and Drink Producer. Which, means the absolute world to us. We had a great week at the show, many braved … Continue reading →

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef

Posted on 25/05/2017 by yarevalley

Tasteless joke I know. Unlike our beef. .. see what I did there. But seriously. The latest selection of our farm reared beef has arrived fresh in today! We have wonderful cuts for your BBQ this weekend (you are having … Continue reading →

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Q: How do pigs write top secret messages? A: With invisible oink

Posted on 16/05/2017 by yarevalley

Now this really is a quick one, but very much for the right reasons, the food talks for itself. For the past few months we have been specifically rearing 2 pigs on the farm for you and the meat is … Continue reading →

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What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.

Posted on 12/05/2017 by yarevalley

Now if you did not laugh at that then you have a heart of ice… ice I tell you! This week I will spare you the bad jokes. Well any more bad jokes… This weekend we have the first local … Continue reading →

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Did somebody say cake?… again?

Posted on 28/04/2017 by yarevalley

*Enter funny joke here* Usually I am a whirlwind of humour, whit flying off at every direction. However today I couldn’t think of a cake based joke. I know, and there are thousands out there, there must be. Plus why … Continue reading →

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